Jonathan needs…
Published by Jonathan October 29th, 2005 in MiscI don’t usually participate in memes, but this one was too silly to pass up. Stolen from Christina.
Do a Google search for “your name needs”.
Thus:
1. Jonathan needs an experienced, skilled family that is understanding of his special needs.
I’m not sure I like the sound of that. Just what exactly do they mean special needs?
2. Jonathan needs to go.
Why? Why does Jonathan need to go? And how exactly will they make me go?
3. Jonathan needs prayer.
I always appreciate prayer… but these answers are starting to make me worried. Is there something I should know?
4. Jonathan needs to start drinking more beer.
Ah, thats more like it.
5. Jonathan needs to draw up a business plan to demonstrate to potential backers that his idea is a sound investment.
Of course my idea is a sound investment.
6. Jonathan needs to restructure his portfolio.
Um, okay
7. Jonathan needs to leave.
Wow, I’m detecting some hostility here
8. Jonathan needs some help with healthy eating and exercise.
No I don’t. Well, maybe a little.
9. Jonathan needs to have the s*** beat out of him.
What’s the deal? Does someone have it in for me?
10. Jonathan needs a one or two parent family that will set guidelines and be consistent in sticking to those standards.
Ay caramba
Ok, well.. I wasn’t expecting that much angst.
Apparently I need “a cookie.
and some milk. or just a cow, a loud one, that interupts you, and goes MOOO.”
What was life like before Google?!
Rhys needs more girls!! That doesn’t sound too bad, except when you click on the link there’s a Shetland pony called Rhys who needs more mares!!
I’m also called Jonathan, so this worried me abit. The results have changed slightly since though, because no. 1 now is: Jonathan needs a room.
i was checking my myspace and saw a bulliten that said
go to the google search engine and type in your name+ ‘needs’ after it, example “John needs”
Write down the first line of the description of the first website that appears.
and well this was the first site that i got. is it just me or is that ironic?
i need more bounce in bed
lol. i AM 16…..
Jonathan needs to grow up,he reminds me of a sixteen year old.